Retrospective Bloggy Journal...thing

Oddly enough, I don't like blogs. It sounds like "clogs" and those are horrible footwear.

Unlike clogs, blogs actually have a purpose -- to convey my genius. They do so poorly, but they are what I have in the time when I'm unable to write. 

These are posted in chronological order for the benefit of any unauthorized biographers. 

Note: this is a note.